40. 相亲三
“不是，我……”“什么不是啊！”简牧话还没说完就被顾深深打断了，“姑娘你是不知道啊，你眼前的这个人是个人面兽心的变/态，平日里专挑你这个年纪的霉女下手，骗钱偏色，无恶不作！最恐怖的是他喜欢SM！”
“什么！”温言吓得立即从椅子上站了起来，居然……居然还喜欢SM
“姑娘啊！你都不知道他有多狠，你看看你看看，我胳膊上的伤疤，这就是当初他咬的啊！”
“不……不可能的吧。”温言哆嗦着，连话都说不好了。以前听人说过做法官、律师这一行的心理多少有点毛病，这不会是真的吧…顾深深捋起袖子，故意露出被如花咬过后结愈的疤，“什么不可能！你看，就是这条疤在我如花的年龄里留下了永不磨灭的一刀！可怜当初我的七大姑八大姨劝我离开这个渣男我却没有听啊！”顾深深说得惨兮兮的，“情到深处”硬是挤出了几滴眼泪，连旁人看了都不禁潸然泪下。
一条长长的疤映入温言的眼帘，真是没想到世界上还有如此凄惨的女子。自己真是瞎了眼了才会来着相亲。
“还有啊，苍/井空你知道吧，苍老师我老崇拜她了，不是，我是说简牧老喜欢她了，整整一箱子苍/井空的碟片！上次我去他房间，你知道我看到了什么！说出去都要长针眼啊，我发现隔壁王叔叔竟然和他躺在……”
“别说了！简牧你这个渣男！”温言顺手把手中的红酒一把泼到了简牧脸上，“你别怕，跟我走！我就不信法律不能收拾此等人渣！”温言拉着顾深深的手，一副我保护你的姿势。
“憋、憋啊。”顾深深急了，“你看我这上有二百五十岁的深山老妖婆要养，下有看上去比我大五岁的服务生儿子，你把他抓了，我们一家五百口还怎么活啊……哎！姑娘你憋跑啊！”顾深深望着逃命死的离开的温言，心里暗喜，大功告成~
“说完了？”简牧冷冷的看着顾深深。
“恩，说完了啊。你看，我帮你搞定那个欧巴桑了，零食零食~”猥琐男快把零食给我！顾深深笑得一脸阳光灿烂地回过头来，红酒顺着简牧的脸缓缓向下淌，鼻子、脖子、锁骨，然后是……
“收起你那龌龊的思想！”修长的手指戳上顾深深的脑门，“知道了啦。”你怎么知道我在YY啥啥的……顾深深不甘心地瞪了简牧一眼。
“还在这丢人现眼？”“啊，走吧走吧。”某痴呆少女呆愣愣地点了点头。
“顾深深你以后不能这个样子了，这样很不好……”
“为什么啊？”
“……”
“我下次还想换种方法呢！哎呀捡木头的你不要走那么快！”
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