43. 大婶心情不好三
轻轻推开房间门，缭乱的灯光不偏不倚地照在了顾深深的狗脸上，微微有些刺眼。顾深深实在想不通为什么同学聚会这种事情一定要在KTV呢，这种地方从外面看过来还人模狗样的，里面就跟迷宫一样绕啊绕啊绕，难怪自己小时候总嚷着要去KTV麻麻不肯，说是会被拐掉，现在看来貌似真的是这么回事。
“呀！顾深深来了！”眼尖的夏琳老远就看到了躲在门口迟迟不肯进来的顾深深，吓得她差点破门而入摔个狗吃屎。
“你们好你们好~”顾深深此时就像见了领导班点头哈腰的，望着眼前一个个陌生的人她还真是欲哭无泪，什么叫脸盲！
“好什么好！来来来，这就是你初中时最怕的易大班长，我们这些人当中最有出息的就是他了。那时候他总追着你要作业，你还说他像母老虎呢。”夏琳看着顾深深引人发笑的动作赶紧出来解围。
“童言无忌~童言无忌嘛~哈哈哈。”顾深深尴尬地打着哈哈，易白向她点了点头，总觉得好像在某个地方见过她。顾深深仔细地盯着易白看，不错啊，当年那个拖着鼻涕傻逼似的拿着她作业本满学校跑嚷嚷着要告诉班主任的弱智班长都长成小鲜肉了啊。不过…这张狗脸为何如此熟悉？！
电影院被自己吓跑的那个！顾深深一副后悔又狰狞的表情，现在只期盼易大班长不要想起来了，不然就丢脸丢大发了。想当初自己真是蠢到外婆家了！
顾深深悻悻的坐下，开始打量着周围，经过夏琳的介绍，顾深深发现对面坐着几个杀马特的女人就是当年的班花！不幸她们上了高中以后就在远离好学生的路上走得越来越来，最后也没有考取大学，整天混混日子。但让顾深深开心的是，她们都不约而同地长残了！回想起自己初中的时候，那时还在发育，脸又胖嘟嘟的，经常被他们欺负和嘲笑，如今自己没长歪也算是苦尽甘来了。不是有那么一句话叫什么，小时了了大未必佳吗！
“唉，我记得你那时候声音软软的唱歌可好听了。”夏琳推了推顾深深的手臂，某深听完这“真诚”的赞美，尾巴都要翘天上去了，夏琳就打铁趁热，把顾深深忽悠到台上去。毕竟盛情难却，顾深深也就答应了。但是唱的内容吗……
“大河向东流啊 天上的星星参北斗哇 ！咳咳参北斗哇 ！生死之交一碗酒哇！”正当顾深深咆哮的正起劲时，在重重魔音中竟然还有人能起来大吼一声：“君衍一来啦！！”
“嘎啦”一声，顾深深手中的话筒被甩出了十万八千米，当两道视线相交，必然会擦出异样的火花。
你！妹！啊！
顾深深瞪大眼睛看着前面的人，矮子、光头、啤酒肚，脸看起来越来越像毕福剑毕姥爷！简直瞎了她24k钛合金狗眼！这初中长得还像周杰伦呢，怎么几年不见长成毕姥爷了！
“你……你是顾深深？”君衍一呆愣愣地看着某深，伸出肥肥大大的手。
“呵呵……呵呵，老同学老同学。”顾深深极不情愿地把手递了过去，这世界怎么那么奇妙，君衍一初中时和易白的成绩可是不分上下的，现在怎么不光样貌变了，人也变傻了呢！
啧啧啧，人生如戏。
“看吧，我就说易白和君衍一的变化都很大的。”夏琳偷偷凑到顾深深耳边小声说着，还带着一种幸灾乐祸的味道。”
顾深深现在已经不敢直视君衍一了，她以为大变化会是易白变丑呢，没想到正好反了！！
“天哪！君衍一你怎么长成这副猪样，我当时还暗恋你来着！！”顾深深愤愤地盯着君衍一，一不小心说漏了嘴。
蠢啊蠢！这下他们都知道了！一时间，各种嘲笑的惋惜的目光朝顾深深袭来，更多的人还是在意君衍一的反应。
千算万算万万没算到，君衍一竟然会傻逼的抓抓他那一根毛都没有的头发，然后欠扁地说：“那你现在还喜欢我吗？”
“不喜欢不喜欢。”顾深深吓得直摇头，要不是君衍一长成毕姥爷这副样子，我差点点就信了！
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